she’s come undone

Interviews again!

Poor Jan having to read more BJD stuff. I don’t really feel sorry for her though.

Here we are again with Moiraine Damodred.

What are your holiday plans?
I am spending Hanukkah with my sisters, Christmas Eve with the twins and eldest daughter, and then I will be out of the country until after the new year. Then there will just be enough time to gather the children afterwards for skiing in Switzerland for several weeks. It will be the usual. (Oh yes…the usual)

Will Katsuro be allowed to dress up as a pink elf?
He may. (That sounds like a ‘no’)

Why not?
Perhaps you misheard me. (No! You lie! Liar! >:( )

What is your second favorite color?
Indigo (I see, I see)

What is your favorite sandwich?
Turkey on rye, with something Sarane showed me. You put in a few chips (I like barbecue flavor) under the bread and then press down hard. It makes a satisfying crunch. I do not like pickles with my sandwich. (Eh…..ew. I don’t like BBQ chips. Or rye.)

Is it true Elaida is in love with you?
Elaida? Wherever did you get such information. Is this true? (Everyone knows this!)

What is your favorite television show?
I like comedy. Many of the shows on CNN. (CNN is awesome!)

How do you pronounce ‘tomato’?
toh MAH toh (How about potato?)

What is your opinion of the East Coast?
It is highly crowded, but there is much to do. Not many people watch where they are going. (hmmmm)

Why do you think it is less worthy than the West?
I am incapable of answering this question. (Liar)

Are redheads hot tempered?
The exceptions prove the rule, yes. (eheheheEHEHEHEHehehehe)

How come you never speak of your eldest child?
What a coincidence. I’m not often asked about her. (Because you don’t talk about her!)

You’re ashamed of her aren’t you?
I’m terribly, terribly proud of her. (If you say so!)

Didn’t you have her when you were like, twelve or something?
What a sweet thing to say, but you are wrong. (oh I get it, you think I’m calling you young!)

Was Thom a pervert?
Thom was a good man, and was born a year later than myself. Just what are you implying? (That he likes ‘em young.)

If Ayleena became this really powerful general and started attacking other countries, what would you do?
Ayleena would find out if it ever did occur. (ooooooooooooooo)

Here we go with Thommy Boy.

Are you really dead?
Ha! (…)

Do you like cats?
When they’re ticklish. (Hmmm)

Do you still hate Aes Sedai?
Well, hate’s a very strong word. You should be careful how you use it and who you say it about! No no, no. I never hated them. I fathered children with one! (You so did hate them at one point! Liar. >:( )

Who is your favorite child?
I bet Buddha, the fat one, was probably the best child. (….what?)

No, really, who is it!
I’m serious! Mine, when they were babies, always peed right on me! (You smell funky)

What’s your opinion on Sarah McLachlan?
That was a vicious lie. I don’t care what Moiraine ever claimed to know! (I don’t want to know)

What’s the square root of 1348?
36.7151195, and why don’t you ever ask her tough stuff! (For she is but a delicate flower balanced on the petal of sea of loneliness)

Did you ever finish school?
I did eventually. (This is good)

What are your hopes for your children?
Wanting children to just “be happy” is stupid and narrow, but everybody wants what’s best for their own. What I really want is for them to have something to come back to when they need it. (hmmm, ok)

Were you scared when Moiraine said “I’m pregnant”?
I don’t remember. I don’t remember anything after that for a few days. (you were drunk)

Hell, how can anyone not be scared? (I don’t know)

How about the third time she said it?
I was happy at the time, scared when I saw two heads later on. Luckily they weren’t attached to the same body. Imagine the fighting between those two if they were! (Disturbing)

What’s your favorite color on women?
Whatever colors they are. I like the natural world. (You like them naked)

What does happiness smell like?
Like a warm room in the middle of the day, after waking up from a nap… and a little like the juice the kids spilled on your sleeping
chair a few days before that. And rose soap. (Rose soap, eh?)

And last but not least, Daichi.

What was your favorite toy?
I can’t pick! I like my hedgehog best. He isn’t real. (That’s nice)

Did you like being a big brother to the twins?
Yes, it is ok I guess! (They pick their noses…)

How about being a little brother to Sarene?
She is really bossy (She is female)

Was she mean to you? >:[
Yes! And she always wants to try on lipstick but never do anything fun. (She should know better)

Did you like to watch cartoons?
Yes, I like Asterisk and Obelisk the best but I like a lot of cartoons too. (No clue!)

How about getting dirty like your mom did when she was wee?
Mama got dirty?? She shouldn’t make me clean up so much! I want to tell her. (Yes. Blackmail her)

Do you wish you were undead?
What’s that mean? (Ummm)

Did Sarene ever dress you up in dresses?
>:( I had to wear a skirt when I got christened but everybody has to. (Poor baby.)

Were you a mama’s boy or daddy’s little man?
I wish Papa didn’t have to go away so much. (That so didn’t answer the question!)

What was your favorite snack?
Popsicles and pretzels (hope not together)

Do Popsicles taste good?
Yeah! Don’t you eat them? (Just because I do doesn’t mean you do)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants! Spongbob Squarepants! Spongebob….. SQUARE PAAAAAAANTS! :DD

Katsuro, Aunt Lin and Ayleena watch that show! (Time to cut back on sugar!)