she’s come undone

I do have a heart! Part 2

Internet friends edition! I don’t think I’ll cover everybody here because I’m lazy like that. Oh and in case you missed it, y’all owe me!

Kaitlin: Aww, it’s Kitty Kat Kate! Or Red. Or KitKat. Or Evil Left Hander From Over Yonder Who Says Water Funny. She has a lot of nicknames. I was going to say something about her but…oh yes! You see, back in the year some call duex mille quatre I had assumed Kaitlin was a tall Nordic blonde woman from the Netherlands. I would read her posts and think “Gee, she sure speaks good English!”. I was taken aback to find out she was a fellow American. Every now and again I still shake my head at the whole thing. Kaitlin is such a sweetheart, and I still think that even though she calls me duckie. Only she could get away with that. Well maybe Niklas too. She made me a little…um…those bird things that almost sucked Momo’s soul. Only it’s a girl version. And I was not expecting that! I’m rambling, aren’t I? OK! Back on topic, what makes Kaitlin sweet to me? Hm, well she’s a good listen who tries not to judge, and seems to genuinely care. She is also short, so I don’t have my usual height complex.

Desiree: SHE DREW MOIRAINE FOR ME!!! That alone puts her in the favorites list. I actually really admire not only her artistic talent with the pencil and paper (and all that jazz) but also her webdesign skills. Seriously, every Des design has me in awe and envy. Add her smart brain too and it’s so totally unfair! She’s a cool kid, and you all have my permission to agree with me.

Nancy: Ah yes…icewinnowill. Icey Ham. Banana Lover. What would MW be without her? Warm, probably. I’m going a bit far with the cold thing, aren’t I? She is another one of those freaks who have talent in the drawing arena. I feel blessed to be allowed to talk to The Nancy; she’s like one of those cats who only lets special people pet her. Having said that, she was also my first sex slave.

Janny Pooh Bear: I am not happy with Jan! Thanks to her, I just had to get Sims 2 and am now addicted. Curse you, Pooh Bear! If Kaitlin and Nancy mated *shivers* it would be Jan. She’s like, Kaitlin’s sugery sweetness covered by Nancy’s Aes Sedai coolness. Which leads one to wonder if she’s sane. But then, you could say that about all of my internet buddies, and indeed…myself. *coughs* She is also a talented writer and has very nice handwriting. Too nice.

Vertex: Oh, Vertex boy. How I remember all your drunk voicemails and emails…all signs that you do indeed love Marie! Marie loves you too! Which is why she (why am I speaking in 3rd person?) is mentioning you a second time.

Oh no you didn’!

Apparently, Jan, Kate, and myself are all giant fluffballs of DOOM! *thunder & lightning* OK, Kate is obviously a giant fluffball of DOOM. But me?! I am the DARK ONE! I am your lord and master! I have no fluff in me whatsoever! I am deeply offended that anyone would even suggust that I, Marie, am fluffy. Jan may or may not be offended depending on whether she is sane at the moment. Kate, as stated before, is indeed fluffy, and therefore, has no reason to be offended.

There’s something wrong with my main layout. It looks fine on the school computers, Niklas’ computer, I’m assuming Jan’s since she didn’t say it didn’t, but on my laptop it looks horrid! This has made me semi-very upset.

The thing that is really pissing me off (outside of being considered fluffy!) is my missing microphone. I looked in both boxes, luggage, desk, thingie thing, and no mic. I’m hoping it’s at my father’s and not in the dump.